is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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