in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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