plz talk dirty to me
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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