Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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