do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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