who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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