i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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