your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i wish my penis had a tongue
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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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