Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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