I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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