Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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