He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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