Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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