Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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