is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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