Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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