How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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