i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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