I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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