I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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