Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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