I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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