i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
