Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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