Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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