Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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