Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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