gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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