I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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