My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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