It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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