But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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