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say what?
wanna hang out?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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