No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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