belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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