im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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