A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
