shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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