I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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