He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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