This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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