I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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