I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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