You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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