Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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