Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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