Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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