BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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