I wannas sexs uuuuu
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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