Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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