why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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