Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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