Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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