Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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