So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
