Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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